airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:

people who do math homework in pen are fearless

(Source: hitmonchan)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

(Source: marypoppinthatpussy)

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

(Source: khalessiofpizza)

twelvedaysofdestiel:

‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my bookshelf

(Source: casandthewinchesters)

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

yorshs:

“i need to find a tutorial for something.”

“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”

exasperated sigh